Chris mOrris

New Chris Morris move trailer....

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Beach Homes

From Heacham earlier this year...

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Sandringham

Some images from last year...

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Motor Chef

Some images of an old place i came across... the doll was already there and not a prop....

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New Images...Winter

New Images on my Flickr Account

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Work

Things are wrong....things are going wrong...

Dr Who?

So last night we in the UK bid fare the well to the 10th Doctor. Sad in a way as it also somewhat signifies the death of another side of my eldests and Is innocence. David Tennant was my eldest sons Doctor as was the guy above next to him to me. We spent many a happy hour watching the exploits of Tennant, Piper, Tate and Ageman over the last few years and it was genuinely sad to see Mr Tennant hang up his sonic screwdriver. Not sure how Matt Smith will get on but im sure he will give it a good crack. Interestingly its the only show on TV that can keep both my 2 and a half year old and my 8 year old quiet for over 1 hour. Please do not cancel this series...

2010

So was asleep last night around 9.45. We were watching an erotic drama on ITV1 last night that was about as erotic as old nappies. Tv as usual for New Years eve was atrocious. Is it because everyone goes out for New Year? Most of the folk i know dont go out these days as its too expensive even just trying to get into your local. So where was the decent TV? I should know better i suppose. My wife asked me this morning whether i heard the fireworks... At first i thought it was a new description of our lovemaking - had i got to the point now where i only hear the fireworks and not feel them? But no she meant the fireworks outside to see in the New Year so i knew i was okay?!?!? I hadnt heard them...

Anyway started off the new year with a brisk walk with Nat and Ver Kids then took down all the xmas decorations and commented as i do every year on how much space there is and how much cleaner everything looks when you take the damn decs down.

My son is obsessed with his new EYEPET for his PS3. It amazes me that he has a dog, a cat and a fish and does nothing with these living breathing beasts but is happy to wash, feed, clothe and play with a virtual simian like creature on the TV. Is this what we are leading to? He is much more happy in a virtual world than being out in the real world. Maybe in the future there will really be no need to go outside i mean we are almost there now.To me it all started when we got indoor toilets. If you think about it you can buy everything you need online now. Maybe in the future we will be born minus legs, we wont even need to look that good because we will date through a virtual avatar and no one will ever meet the actual you so you could be just a pulsing slab of flesh in a chair. Life would be simpler....

Goodbye 2009

Well today is the last day of 2009 or the noughties as they are referred to constantly. How were they for me?...well i am 2 children heavier in life but really i have not done anything else that would amaze or excite anyone. To me the noughties have been about staying level and keeping my head, lovin my wife more and more and trying to be a patient and fair parent. If anyone asked me what i have achieved in the last 10 years i would say i have maintained a relatively happy marriage and managed to bring up 2 lovely boys so far without any major upheavals which i suppose is an achievement in itself. Saying that i am glad the noughties are over and i look forward to being a little more random and off the wall in the 1ties...till next year..salute!

Xmas 2009

So you can see the pic a day post really came off... Had xmas and a pretty bad water infection to boot. Felt like i was pissing hot metal and also my rear end was in some major discomfort. Theres a first for everything i suppose and it was an experience i had never had before so it was certainly a different xmas. I received some Howies Chords, Curb Your Enthusiasm Seasons 4 and 6, Resident Evil 5, The Wire Wall Calendar, I See A Darkness - Johnny Cash Graphic Novel and a nasal hair trimmer (sign i am getting old when i start appreciating things like this but my nasal and ear hair had gotten to being raised as a talking point it was that bad however i revelled in letting it go for some reason) We have also become Singstar addicts and i was amazed that i was able to download Witness by Roots Manuva from the Singstore and have been giving my best shot whilst my eldest son has been feedng his Britney Spears fixation and my youngest has become aquainted with Pinks So What. I swear the more you try to educate your kids musicaaly the more they pull away...

Ola!

Back and considering a pic a day post from now on. Randoms..

Away for a while....

I always start these Blogs with the best intentions of updating regularly but always fail. The Sordid one has been busy with ver kids and makin tracks, check the link for samples of muzik.

The Sordid Sentinel

Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Bill...

Everybody should listen to this album at least once in their life.

Our upcoming son...

The Reluctant Cowboy

The Field

Read or die...

I am one quarter of the way through this...



My friend Cath recommended it. It is brutal and raw in every respect apart from the love between a boy and his father who are each others world entire.

Through the trees

A bleak morning...

Gummo...

Without fail one of the best movies. I find it difficult to offer any explanation for this film. I saw it first about 10 years ago i think. An old pal of mine who was a secutiry guard at the time picked it up and showed me the cover in a record store i worked in. The cover just attracted me. Its about a small town in america just after a tornado has hit. I knew from the first few words (peanut butter, motherfucker) that i would enjoy it. The imagery is very strong. I think it says a lot about people. The scene where the guys are in the kitchen wrestling a chair is killer. And Korine himself (the director) trying to get it on with a dwarf is heartbreaking. Truly one of its kind. If you dont see this before you expire then more fool you...