Friday, January 01, 2010

2010

So was asleep last night around 9.45. We were watching an erotic drama on ITV1 last night that was about as erotic as old nappies. Tv as usual for New Years eve was atrocious. Is it because everyone goes out for New Year? Most of the folk i know dont go out these days as its too expensive even just trying to get into your local. So where was the decent TV? I should know better i suppose. My wife asked me this morning whether i heard the fireworks... At first i thought it was a new description of our lovemaking - had i got to the point now where i only hear the fireworks and not feel them? But no she meant the fireworks outside to see in the New Year so i knew i was okay?!?!? I hadnt heard them...

Anyway started off the new year with a brisk walk with Nat and Ver Kids then took down all the xmas decorations and commented as i do every year on how much space there is and how much cleaner everything looks when you take the damn decs down.

My son is obsessed with his new EYEPET for his PS3. It amazes me that he has a dog, a cat and a fish and does nothing with these living breathing beasts but is happy to wash, feed, clothe and play with a virtual simian like creature on the TV. Is this what we are leading to? He is much more happy in a virtual world than being out in the real world. Maybe in the future there will really be no need to go outside i mean we are almost there now.To me it all started when we got indoor toilets. If you think about it you can buy everything you need online now. Maybe in the future we will be born minus legs, we wont even need to look that good because we will date through a virtual avatar and no one will ever meet the actual you so you could be just a pulsing slab of flesh in a chair. Life would be simpler....

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